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Life of a Showgirl Christmas Ornament – Perimenopause/Menopause Edition
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THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL… IN PERIMENOPAUSE! (Or MENOPAUSE — because the show must go on) If you’re a Gen X or Millennial woman who grew up loving the glitz, glam, and drama of a true showgirl… but now find yourself sweating, fanning yourself, forgetting why you walked into a room, and living off iced coffee and sheer willpower… Welcome to your new era: The Life of a Showgirl in Perimenopause/Menopause ✨ This hilarious ornament captures the chaos, sparkle, and daily plot twists of hormone-fueled showgirl life — complete with feathers, flair, and a hot flash happening mid-performance. Why You’ll Adore This Ornament - Two Versions to Choose From: Perimenopause or Menopause — pick the one that fits your current season (or emotional state). - Personal Touch: Add a name, year, or a funny message to the back! If you forget, don’t worry — the design prints beautifully on both sides. - Gift-Ready: Comes with a festive ribbon hanger so it’s ready to hang or give straight out of the box. - Built to Last: Made from durable MDF with bright, crisp sublimated color that stays fabulous longer than your last good night’s sleep. Product Highlights - Size: 3 x 3 round (approx. 4 with ribbon) - Material: Smooth MDF board with polished, laser-cut edges - Print: Hand-sublimated for vibrant, long-lasting color and detail - Ribbon: Color may vary depending on current inventory
Daily Cleaning: Use a soft brush or damp cloth to gently wipe away dirt. Avoid harsh chemicals. For mesh areas, use diluted mild detergent and a soft brush.
Drying: Air dry in a cool, shaded place after cleaning. Avoid direct sunlight or high heat, which can cause fading and glue deterioration.
Storage: Stuff with paper to maintain shape when not in use. Store in a dry, ventilated area to prevent mold. Rotate between multiple pairs to extend lifespan.
Usage Notes: Designed for basketball. Not recommended for hiking, long-distance running, or other specialized sports where different performance features are required.